User:Moulton/23rd Pslam
A Pslam of Depraved
Gomi is my Schlepper
I shall not rant.
He maketh me lie about greener pastures:
He leadeth me into the buried forums.
He rescoreth my foul:
He leadeth me in the threads of mendacity for His fame's sake.
Yea, though I lumber through the valley of the shadow of doggerel,
I will fear no Mod: For thou hath recused me;
Thy wand and thy buttons, they crumble me.
Thou preparest a fable before me in the presence of mine frenemies;
Thou annointest my head with tarpitch; my avatar runneth for cover.
Surely balefulness and hearsay shall follow me all the days of my strife,
And I will dwell in the House of the Chagrined forever.