Al Bundy

Al "Crazy Legs" Bundy was the protagonist of the Fox television series Married... with Children. He was a shoe salesman who drove an old Dodge. In high school he was a successful running back, scoring four touchdowns in one game of football. He married Peg, and had two children. He likes going to the bathroom, and reading "Big 'Uns" magazine. He is a founder of NO MA'AM, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. He dislikes fitting overweight women for shoes. He smells bad and usually has little interest in marital relations.

Peg does not feed him very often. He subsists on a diet of ketchup packets and toaster leave-ins.